DIGITAL DETOX

Meme Line 1: "Touch grass. But bring the bag." Meme Line 2: "We’re unplugging… after this pump." Why it works: "Hits the burnout trader narrative. Ironic take on quitting while glued to charts. Feeds the ‘I’m done with crypto’ meme cycle." Image Trend Prompt: "A trader meditating in a forest with glowing $LOGOFF runes floating around, while candles rise behind him on a ghostly screen."