JEW

Shalom! My name is Jew. I've been stashing my schmeckles, and I want to buy a Deli on Fifth Avenue. I'd like you to join me on this journey. I will give NFTs to my early investors, and those investors will get to nosh on free bagels at my Deli, if that's kosher. I've got the chutzpah to make this happen, and to you, my future mensches, I say Mazel Tov!