Ponzio The Cat

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Price USD
$16.77B
Price
6.46M WETH
Liquidity
$13K
FDV
$16K
Mkt Cap
$16K
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Txns8
Volume$886
Makers
5
Buys3
Sells5
Buy Vol$352
Sell Vol$533
Buyers3
Sellers3
Pair created7mo 25d ago
Pooled Ponzio0.064121$6.9K
Pooled WETH2.66$6.9K
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Ponzio The Cat

Meet Ponzio the Cat ($PONZIO), the creation of a singular geniusβ€”Ponzio The Cat himself, a creature so opulent and indifferent to human notions of wealth that he’s burned over 50 ETH in the liquidity pool just for the thrill. Why such extravagance? Because he’s Ponzio the Cat: wealthy beyond measure, untouchable, and utterly nonchalant about the financial struggles of the mere mortals below him. You can't even pet him; he's that aloof.For his own amusement, Ponzio the Cat has engineered a financial mechanism that guarantees the meteoric rise of $PONZIO. Here’s the game-changer: every four days, the total supply of $PONZIO is slashed by halfβ€”leaving Bitcoin's languid four-year halving cycle in the dust. How it works: every 34 minutes or so, a slight debase dwindles the supply, cunningly driving prices ever upward. With a sharply reducing number of tokens and persistent demand, the value of $PONZIO is poised for stratospheric escalation, showcasing the most ludicrously ingenious ponziest tokenomics ever devised in the crypto realm.Furthermore, adventurers who purchase $PONZIO, contribute to the liquidity pool (LP), and stake their tokens will be rewarded handsomely. Every four days, they'll earn an additional 13.37% in debased tokens. This relentless infusion of value ensures the total value locked (TVL) continues to swell as more believers join the fray, aiming for the starsβ€” it's the first token ever created programmed to go to $1m per token, or why not aim for $10 trillion? LMEOW. There's not limit.This represents the pinnacle of 'numbers go up' (NGU) technologyβ€”a privilege for those who resonate with the mindset of Ponzio the Cat! Buy it at your own peril.To all enthusiasts of other meme coins: consider this a final curtain call. There’s simply no rivaling $PONZIO.Witness the ascent of Ponzio the Cat, the supreme crypto Ponzi scheme, the ultimate meme! It's over. We Triumphed.

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