PUMPCORN

P-R-R-R-R-R-POP-POP! YO, MY DEGEN, YOU HEAR THAT?! IT'S ME, YOUR LORD FRIED, THE GREAT BLOWER, THE PUMP-PUMP GOD OF POPCORN! WHO'S WITH ME? WHO'S READY TO FRY? WHO'S READY TO BLOW THIS SHIT TO ATOMS? This way, my crispy fighters! I'm raising an army! An army of degen! An army of those who aren't afraid to pop into the microwave of the crypt and come out golden flakes! No one can stop us! Bro, we're already in the atmosphere! Tell everyone to POP-POP-PUMP!