MOONGUY

While everyone’s busy building rockets to “fly to the moon,” I’m already fucking there, sitting in a chair with a cosmic cocktail in hand. Who the am I !? MOON GUY, the only one who’s not screaming “TO THE MOON!” because I am the fucking moon. You’re all running around, buying your shitty alts, staring at candles, and I’m up here looking down, thinking, “Hey, where are you flying, earth dust? The moon is my fucking turf.” Why am I in crypto? Why the hell not? It’s boring as hell watching you cry about dumps. I’m here to show you that memes aren’t just funny — they’re GOLD. $MOONGUY isn’t just another dumbass meme coin; it’s a goddamn lunar tour. Stop whining, grab your $MOONGUY, pour yourself a fucking cocktail, and let’s fucking go!