Trump Won
Chicken Without Head
Hello, I’m Mike, the headless chicken who stunned the world by thriving against all odds for an incredible 18 months.
Trump Won
Listen, folks, we’re about to have the best celebration. Everyone’s talking about it! Before I grab my phone and start tweeting about how fantastic this party is, we need to make some truly unforgettable memories right here, right now! But remember, after this incredible celebration, it’s time to get back to work. We’re going to make America great again. Believe me! We’ll turn this energy into action, revitalize our economy, and create opportunities for every American. Together, we’ll build a brighter future and ensure our great nation stands strong. Let’s enjoy the moment, but let’s also commit to the hard work ahead!