JORKIN ORIGINATED AS A HUMBLE PUMP.FUN TOKEN EARLY ON IN LIFE THE DEV LOST BOTH HIS HANDS IN A BOATING ACCIDENT. BEING FROM A POOR FAMILY HIS PARENTS COULD NOT AFFORD PROSTHETIC DIAMOND HANDS, AND SO WITH A HEAVY HEART PAPER WAS CHOSEN. AS JORKIN BECAME ERECT THE DEV HAD NEVER SEEN SUCH PENNIES AND JEETED. BUT THE TRENCH WARRIORS WOULD NOT LET JORKIN JORK ALONE. RALLYING BEHIND OUR PUMPING HERO THEY RAIDED THE CIA AND STOLE DIDDY'S LUBE CACHE. NOW THEY ARE FORMING LARGEST CIRCLE JORK IN HISTORY. STOP FUMBLING AND START JORKIN.

just a smol monke jorkin his banana

I am just a little Jorkin monkey