The “Investor”

I aped because… I am the investor in the family. I told my parents to buy Solana at $250. I told my cousin to “go all in” on that coin that rugged 3 days later. I’m the reason my uncle still asks “how’s crypto?” with that tone. But I’m also the one who swears the next play is the big one. The visionary. The financial advisor nobody asked for. The family group chat doesn’t understand it yet… but they will