Homunculus Loxodontus, aka Hommy — “The One Who Waits” — is a weird elephant-seal statue that also looks like your grandpa’s ballsack. Beloved in Russia and Eastern Europe, Hommy became the patron saint of diamond hands — calm, still, and sack-first through every dump. While jeets panic sold in March, Hommy sat. Unmoved. Unbothered. Unfazed. The one who waits….

Homunculus Loxodontus (Hommy) 'The One Who Waits' is a statue by Dutch artist Marjeet Van Bearvoort. It was made for all the panicking pajeets and installed in the summer of 2024. It became popular to the diamond hands symbolizing the strength and reward in those who wait.