Bitcoin Customer Support

Bitcoin Customer Support: For When Your Portfolio Has More Craters Than the Moon! Welcome to Bitcoin Customer Support, the hotline for those who’ve turned their crypto dreams into a spectacular train wreck! If you’ve just watched your investments plummet faster than your self-esteem after telling your parents you’re “in crypto,” congratulations! You’re officially a member of the “I Should’ve Listened to My Gut” club. Here, we’re all about commiserating with the financially clueless. Thought that meme coin was your ticket to riches? Classic move! You’ve got the investment instincts of a raccoon in a dumpster. But hey, at least you’re consistent—consistently losing money, that is. So grab your phone and let’s hear it! We’re ready to hear your sad tales while we shake our heads in disbelief. Just remember, “buying the dip” doesn’t work when you’re already buried six feet under. And don’t expect any sympathy here; we’re more about tough love than hand-holding. So, grab your phone and let’s commiserate! You’re not alone in this sea of regret, but don’t expect us to hold your hand. That’s what your pillow is for! 1-800-DEGENERATE