MR POOPER THE POLICE CHIEF

Robert Farley (Chief of the North Bergen Police Department) (Allegedly) Exposed himself to coworkers. (Allegedly) Attempted to spike coworkers’ coffee with Viagra and Adderall. (Allegedly) Stabbed a fellow officer’s penis with a hypodermic needle. (Allegedly) Sent sex toys and a Pride flag to an officer’s home. (Allegedly) Ripped a TV off the wall and smashed it on the ground. (Allegedly) Tossed firecrackers under officers’ desk chairs. (Allegedly) Shaved his body hair over a colleague’s desk. (Allegedly) Took a shit on the floor. (Allegedly) Smeared eggs on door handles. (Allegedly) Microwaved hot sauce, the fumes of which spread throughout the office as the hot sauce essentially became pepper spray that so permeated the building that the fire department had to be called in to vent it out.