SHRIMP

Great news! The US spent $1.3 million just to see shrimp run on a treadmill. A truly important – and, most importantly, hilarious – experiment. A ready-made meme for a mere $1.3 million. Even Elon Musk would appreciate such a crucial scientific breakthrough. Back in 2007, American scientists decided to study how stress affects shrimp… so they put them on treadmills! Over 11 years, this madness burned through $1.3 million in taxpayer money. $SHRIMP is a meme coin dedicated to the most expensive seafood workout in history. Our shrimp don’t crack under pressure—they run straight to ATH, leaving slow tokens in the dust!