DOOMER is the crypto equivalent of that one guy on 4chan who's convinced the world is falling apart, but still has time to invest in memes. Inspired by the "Doomer" meme, this token embraces the hopelessness of life, while somehow still making money. Perfect for anyone who's tired of optimism and just wants to watch the market crash in style. Buy DOOM - because why not? The world's a dumpster fire, but at least your portfolio can be ironic.