Department of Gambling Eternally

Department of Gambling Eternally $DOGE Welcome to the Department of Gambling Eternally (DOGE)—where your tax dollars aren’t just spent, they’re YOLO’d into the wild world of meme coins! Why settle for boring old fiscal responsibility when we can moonshot our national budget into the stratosphere with the latest dog-themed crypto? Here at $DOGE, every policy decision is a 50/50 bet between ‘To the Moon’ and ‘Rug Pull,’ because who needs stability when you’ve got vibes? Forget Wall Street—we’re running the country straight from a TG server. LFG, America!