Kumbaya Pump Initiative

A cabal of interdimensional degens launched this thing, cranked it from zero to a $6.2M mcap in one obscene candle, then supply-choked it back into the void. Picasso-level rug. Framed it. Hung it in a museum. Then they got bored and left. We took the keys. CTO. The contract still reads Kumbaya Pump Initiative on-chain — we don't hide the bodies, we build on them. Floor's a crater. Lore's radioactive. MegaETH TGE is loading. The cabal already hit their numbers. Now it's our turn to hit ours.