The Assoomer

Meet the Assoomer Extremely confident in his entry Has no on-chain proof Assumes anyway Hasn’t checked the contract in years Doesn’t look at volume or holders, just assumes if it’s pumping or not “I suppose that’s the case!” Assumed you’re rugged without ever even opening Dexscreener Doesn’t wait for confirmation, just ASOOMS the next candle Has no liquidity data, assumes it’s deep anyway Assumed the dev is based without ever even seeing a wallet Doesn’t need a roadmap, already assumed the destination Just ASOOMING all the way to the moon