UnStable Dick Coin

This is now a CTO. Let's make the sellers regret their decisions. UnStable Dick Coin launched from pump dot tires. The Dev burned 8%. Ticker: $USDC Tagline: “Can’t stay up. Can’t stay pegged.” • “100% backed by emotions.” • “This dick ain’t pegging anything.” • “Issued by Circle, but always goes soft.” • “When the market pumps, $USDC flops.” $USDC: “I promise I’ll stay pegged.” Also $USDC: [unzips… flops under $1] Meanwhile, $pDAI just winked… and the chart got hard.