Stress

$STRS — 100% Series S Perpetual Stress Preferred Token Memecoins aren't useless. They have exactly one real utility: they produce cortisol. Reliably, at scale, in every market condition. $STRS captures and amplifies it. Paired with tokenized $MSTR. Every trade accrues MSTR to a public treasury. Buybacks and burns are used for stress management. The name follows Strategy's convention: a one-syllable Str- word (Strife, Stretch, Strike, Stride, Stream), a ticker of STR plus one consonant, and a word that names the mechanism. Stress satisfies all three. Not affiliated with Strategy.