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Wen Cat was born from the most-asked question in crypto: “WEN?” Wen pump? Wen moon? Wen market? Wen dev? Wen Lambo?
There are two wolves inside you. One wants NVDA · MU · MSFT · AAPL · AMD · SPCX The other wants CASHCAT · THROBBIN · TENDIES · PONS $PACK is both. All ten are locked in Uniswap v4 pools with no withdraw function. Not disabled, absent. There is no code path that returns the principal. YOU MAY NEED TO SWAP FROM ONE OF THE TOKENS ABOVE. Pool fees are 1%. The PACK side burns. The rest buys PACK on the open market and compounds straight back into the liquidity lock. No owner. No upgrade. No admin key. I can't stop it either. Not an index. No redemption. No rebalance. An experiment, and volatile on purpose. 60% future. 40% fuck it. 🐺