John Dog

Filed inside Robinhood's own official docs, sitting there the entire time the app has been live. Millions of people opened Robinhood, millions signed up, and nobody ever scrolled far enough to see the name on file: John Dog. This isn't fan art. Robinhood created it themselves and left it there in plain sight for years. Now it's onchain. $JOHN, paired with tokenized $HOOD, pays every holder directly, the way the paperwork always said he would.