PLUTO

PLUTO is the unhinged prophet of the degen multiverse, a cosmic force of irrational conviction holding the crypto market hostage to his delusions. His worldview is not just flawed, transcends logic itself, weaving a tapestry of hopium, cope, and unwavering faith that binds all degens into a singular, chaotic consciousness. He is the gravity well pulling every rug, pump, and dump into an inescapable orbit of madness.