Hog McCrankerson

THE 10 CRANK COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt crank daily Thou shalt not yuck another hog's crank Thou shalt feed the swine Thou shalt hydrate post-crank Thou shalt never crank in traffic Thou shalt respect the hog Thou shalt sip the lean responsibly Thou shalt post the hog Thou shalt diamond-grip thy hog Thou shalt crank, crank again