BOWSER

Well, well, well, look who's stumbled into my domain! It's me, Bowser, the king of chaos. You think I'm like those other quick-cash coins? Think again! I'm here to crush the competition, steal the princess, and make sure nobody forgets who's boss around here. This isn't some fly-by-night operation, oh no! Built by an experienced crew, we're here to stay, stomping on memes with fire and fury.