I owe you chaps an apology. It has been far too long since I last posted, but life has been rather unkind. Mrs Ptardio has left me. It is entirely my fault. I recklessly gambled away the pension on a series of crypto-currencies that promised much and delivered little. When the market turned, so did she. A woman of refined tastes, she took one look at the balance sheet and packed with the efficiency of a Lehman risk officer in 2008. I am wounded, yes. But not finished. Some of my finest trades were made with a broken heart. I have moved into the spare room of my dear old friend Simon Pennyworth and resolved to win back my losses, both financial and romantic. It is good to be back, gents.
I owe you chaps an apology. It has been far too long since I last posted, but life has been rather unkind. Mrs Ptardio has left me. It is entirely my fault. I recklessly gambled away the pension on a series of crypto-currencies that promised much and delivered little. When the market turned, so did she. A woman of refined tastes, she took one look at the balance sheet and packed with the efficiency of a Lehman risk officer in 2008. I am wounded, yes. But not finished. Some of my finest trades were made with a broken heart. I have moved into the spare room of my dear old friend Simon Pennyworth and resolved to win back my losses, both financial and romantic. It is good to be back, gents.