Life Changing Magic Money

Magic money was always real. It just was never yours. The Federal Meme Reserve prints the state of the trenches every morning and issues one note: $LCMM. Board of Governors: Alon, Ansem, and one seat vacant. 30% of supply, 10% a seat, in public wallets. The third is held, unmoved, until it's earned. Every project wallet named. Every move printed. In gains we trust.