THE MISSOOOOOOR
"ahhhh i misssssssed it" > sees coin mooning "i can't believe I missed out on this" > online 12 hours a day > still misses everything "wow I missed out on retirement money by selling to soon!!" > missed buying the dip > missed selling the pump > doesnt ape shitcoin cuz its "already pumped 10x" > misses out another 5x > never does any research "how did we miss this??" > opens group chat "guys, what did I miss?"