Tradfi turned crypto quant and all round gentleman, Sir Richard Ptardio joined the rest of us Retardios in the Solana trenches. The old boy received 70% of $PTARDIO, took his wife to luncheon and nuked his whole position in one clip for $69k. The CTO is ensuring the narrative survives. Jolly good show old boy.

Richard E Ptardio: the Accidental Crypto Santa - this holiday season, Richard E. Ptardio became an unexpected legend when a meme coin named after him sent him 70 percent of its supply. He then stepped out for lunch, only to return to over 1 million dollars. He immediately nuked his entire position and donated it to the sick kids foundation, turning a silly joke into a Christmas miracle. While most would have cashed out themselves, Richard proves that sometimes, even in crypto, generosity wins the day - and Mrs. Ptardio got a nice lunch too.