The Duck Bull

You didn't see the duck coming. Nobody ever does. The timeline is crying. Portfolios are down 70%. The group chat is dead silent. Then, a duck waddles in. Climbs on the bull. Flexes. And rides. While everybody else was watching the “lions” and the “wolves” — the guys who sound dangerous and call themselves killers — the duck was in the gym. Quietly. Every single day. No progress pics. No "grind don't stop" captions. Just the duck, the weights, and the charts. By the time the bull appeared, the duck was ready. Someone says the duck is the dumbest thing they've ever seen. The duck doesn’t respond. The duck is up 4x.