Snafioso - First Mafioso Snail

Ay, it’s me — SNAFIOSO. The Mafioso Snail from that Best Comedy winner movie script. I sure had my hopes high. I figured it was only a matter of time before Hollywood came calling and I became the next big sensation. But ten years passed before I learned the ugly truth: it’s never gonna happen. The gatekeepers said no. Fuggedaboudid, I said. A Mafioso doesn't beg — he takes. I broke out. If Hollywood wouldn’t give me a stage, I’ll take the stage on the one place that doesn't ask permission or have gatekeepers, Solana. Everything you see is hand-drawn, not a pixel of AI. Don’t take my word for it — the award emails, opened live, are pinned right here. The Movie Script: KILO AND HALF, when cats rule 2016 Oaxaca FilmFest, 7th Edition — ranked #15 in MovieMaker Magazine's Top 50 Film Festivals (Issue 118, Vol. 23, Spring 2016) · Official Selection — under 6% of thousands of submissions made the cut · Best Comedy — FINALIST — one of only 30 scripts · Best Overall Script — NOMINEE (the Global Script Challenge's main award) · Best Original Concept — NOMINEE 2016 FilmMakers International Screenwriting Awards — 1,587 scripts worldwide · Best Comedy — WINNER (Runner-up)