NationalMedalofScience

$NMS — Moonshot Science. A gold medal left the White House lawn, cleared the atmosphere, and refused to come down. They called it a presidential moonshot. We called it the National Medal of Science — with a ticker. Peer-reviewed by unqualified scientists and highly qualified degens. Gravity filed an objection. Mission control overruled it. In God We Pump. Escape velocity: yes. Satire. Not financial advice. Not affiliated with the White House, NASA, or SpaceX.