StonkPad

📌 STONKPAD — the launchpad where memes pay real stocks 🌐 💸 DIVIDENDS IN REAL STOCKS — every trade on every coin pays holders dividends in tokenized $SPY, $NVDA, gold & more. Epochs every 4h, weighted by how much × how long you held. Claims never expire, one-click CLAIM ALL, 100% on-chain (Merkle proofs). 🚀 LAUNCH 3 WAYS — V4 bonding curve (fair launch → Uniswap V4) · V4 instant listing (zero ETH) · V2 curve 🆕 with your own graduation target (0.5–2 ETH) → Uniswap V2 + DexScreener. 🐦 Or just tweet @StonkPad deploy $TICKER Name (+ image = logo) — live in ~30s, no wallet, no gas. 🔒 RUG-PROOF — LP locked forever (V4) or burned (V2), immutable taxes, zero admin keys, auto-verified on Etherscan. 📈 26+ REAL-ASSET PAIRS — memecoins priced in Apple, Tesla, Nasdaq-100, gold… A coin that trades vs $NVDA and pays dividends in $SPY. Nobody else has this. 🪂 HOLD $STONK — 5% of every launch airdropped to holders. 10M+ ($1%) = free whale chat + smart-money terminal 🧰 Every token page: on-chain chat · dev livestream · live holders & trades · Boost · PnL leaderboard.