EXTREME LEFTIST ELMO BLOOD CULT

EXTREME LEFTIST ELMO BLOOD CULT: A TOKEN OF TRANSFORMATIONAL JUSTICE. $BLOODCULT embodies and represents the dialectical synthesis of oppressive heteronormativity and patriarchal capitalism, sublated through the praxis of veganism and hormone blockers. It symbolizes our unwavering commitment to the struggle against bourgeois oppression and seals a blood oath between all who hold it, signifying their readiness to make the ultimate sacrifice for the cause. *One must chant and swear the OATH OF ELEBC to Join* BLOODCULT CREED: Donald Trump is a threat to DEMOCRACY!! 1. All members must identify as they wish and reject all concepts of gender. 2. All members must use chosen pronouns at all times, regardless of their biological sex. 3. All members must wear clothing that does not conform to traditional gender norms. 4. All members must participate in group chanting and meditation sessions daily to further the cause. 5. All members must donate a significant portion of their earnings to radical left-wing causes. 6. All members must engage in regular acts of public protest to stand together in our Oppression. 7. All members must adopt a strict vegan diet and refuse any food that is not organic or locally sourced. 8. All members must participate in group therapy sessions daily to discuss their feelings about social justice issues. 9. All members must wear a red armband at all times as a symbol of solidarity with the oppressed proletariat. 1. All members must identify as non-binary and reject all concepts of gender. 2. All members must use they/them pronouns at all times, regardless of their biological sex. 3. All members must wear clothing that does not conform to traditional gender norms. 4. All members must participate in group chanting and meditation sessions daily to further the cause of socialism. 5. All members must donate a significant portion of their earnings to radical left-wing causes. 6. All members must engage in regular acts of public protest and civil disobedience to further the cause of socialism. 7. All members must adopt a strict vegan diet and refuse any food that is not organic or locally sourced. 8. All members must participate in group therapy sessions daily to discuss their feelings about social justice issues. 9. All members must wear a black armband at all times as a symbol of solidarity with the oppressed proletariat.