FIFA CLOWN WORLD CUP

Eleven clowns. One orb. Ninety glorious minutes. The pitch is laid out beneath a striped tent. The substitutes wait in a tiny car. The bench is shorter than a regulation bench should be, but the bench is also the only bench, so everyone agrees not to mention it. $CLOWN is the official* (not at all official) memecoin of the Clown World Cup. It is not affiliated with any actual federation, governing body, or tournament. It is, however, very fun. * "Official" in the carnival sense, meaning printed on a small flyer that fell out of a popcorn box.