buddhAIst monk is a meme project inspired by Gabi (迦悲), the humanoid robot monk introduced at Jogye Temple in Seoul during the Buddha’s Birthday ceremony in 2026. Every transaction feeds the flame. Every burn purifies karma. Powered by tokenized AI agents, 100% of protocol revenue is permanently used for token buybacks and burn. No team revenue. No hidden allocation. No authority capable of lowering the burn rate. Inspired by the cyber ritual of karma, discipline, and coexistence between humans and AI.