Simulation Theory

Elon Musk is obsessed with Simulation Theory. Not as a joke. Not as a thought experiment. The man genuinely believes we are living inside a simulation — and he has said it publicly, repeatedly, for nearly a decade. His most chilling line — June 2025: "Boring simulations get terminated to save compute costs." Every company he's ever built — SpaceX, Neuralink, xAI — maps to one goal: survive the simulation. Or build the next one.